Wierdness in MY World

[wtbengineer]

Well.

I'm not one to be fucked with, not by the living nor the dead, nor by those who have never been either.

Over the last month or month and a half or so. something has been scratching me, and that has kinda pissed me off.

I let iT slide the first couple of times with a warning. That warning was not, apparently, heeded. So this evening I found two more scratches, long bold ones, on the back if my right leg. Enough is enough. if I tell you once, you'd best pay attention. if I tell you twice, you's best start shaking. If I have to tell you a third time, there ain't gonna be no third time. Your ass is done for.

Living, or dead, or in between.

If this bitch wants war, I've been ready for war all my life. And I have backup.

Let's do this.

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Okay, I get that attitude, but I am just wondering how you are going to fight this war if they are in the 3rd category.  I've dealt with the ones that have never been either alive or dead a little and it left me a shambles.  I'm not 6'2" but I work out, like seriously, and I'm a pretty beefy guy for my age, shit for most any age.  I didn't have anything to throw at 'em really.  I'm just wondering what's in your arsenal.