How do I say no to vax w/o completely alientating my health-care provider?

[Finspiracy]

You all should know me well enough by now to know that I could give any of them at least a 15-minute discourse on why I won't be taking the vaccine.  The shortest answer is, of course, "No.   F off."

That is a good answer. A justified answer. But not the shortest. Shortest would go like this: "No."

I think that represented your mindset more than your actual planned words, understandable.

What i am trying to say here is, that when they offer you the vaccine, say "No". If there are follow-up questions. Like "Why?" then use the points you already have there. They are good.