Another Hit Piece on President Trump

[Antisthenes]

 
I have no time for trumps ineloquent, bumbling, horrific, soul wrenching, unpatriotic and hatefilled ramblings. I am too busy with my cabal plotting the overthrow of the free world. Where ever the hell that may be?

Mars is still a free world, I think, as is Titan, although I hear Titan is under attack currently by the Forces of Evil ™ . Jupiter is still free, but cameras there make you look 1000X heavier, because the gravity is strong enough to make you 1000x shorter without reducing your waist size.

Personally, I think we should have hijacked Oumouamoua when it skated through the solar system. We'd be long out of here by now if we had, and could have formed our own government, or not, as the case may call for.

When you DO - overthrow a free world, just stay off my lawn - I'm pretty touchy about that, and I can't shake my cane as vigorously as I used to do.

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You clearly strike me as a man that it would prove imprudent for me to violate lawn etiquette ;-)

I'm not a rash woman.