I reckon I'm Australian

[Bally002]

We Scots usually start off as a kind of pale-blue colour.... it takes us a week of sunbathing to get white!
And then.... 30 seconds later... we are Lobster Red!



Luckily, I am the exception!
Spending so much time out doors, I do take a reasonable tan.
***Cue modernist snowflake protestors "advising" me that the suns rays are bad for my skin in 3.. 2.. 1.. LOL

PS - I hardly watch ANY TV now. Maybe the odd movie or sport (when it was on!).

Closely related to the Irish ...

I guess this  is where I come from in my post.  
4-05 Now playing John Williamson - True Blue [Official Video] John Williamson TV

Bally:)