Here are my man boobs...

[Rodinus]

1. ...originally from the posh part of Yorkshire in the 80s (Harrogate) 
I have been with the same young French lady for over 30 years and as long as she lets me tie her to our St Andrews
cross we are ok with that... Family in-law also have a vineyard... Best of both worlds n'est pas?


2. I have a sick and twisted sense of humour that sometimes get me into trouble but I will try my best to behave myself here.


3. HOBBIES :

• Gardening in Las Vegas (Not that I have ever been there... honest!)
  

• Collecting spades and rusty ball hammers
  

• Creative arts such as making pig masks n stuff
  

• Not being one of the 3 or 4 idiots
  

4. ON A SERIOUS NOTE :

• Doing nothing but just enjoying every single days that arrives.
  

There you go fellow rogues... A little about me and please do not hesitate to ask questions.

You're from just down the road from BIAD's garden, No.1 son used to stay in Skipton during his employment
there.

My sister-in-law lives Gretz, France and sometimes -like Guohua, sends BIAD items of undergarments,
(Which he never wears!)

Gardening is all I do these days, although not in Vegas. However, I straighten a wilted plant at the rear of
the Luxor hotel once. It was near walk-over of the un-attractive car-park area there.

Good call on the enjoying-every-day idea,

Skipton is for commoners...

Gretz equals Paris... YUK.... with all respects...

I fell into a shit load of plants at the Marriot in San Diego about 7 years ago after ingurtitating copious amonst of jaegermaester that I discovered for the first time (NEVER AGAIN!) and the security guards were not impressed until I showed them all the fleas I  had in my hotel room.

The Marriot shat themselves and called me here in France 3 times weekly...

Never got a refund from the scroungy bastards...