Coronavirus - Take two - Action!

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As the Coof-narrative wanes and those at the BBC writhe and twist in their resistance to return to work, articles that use
the same fear-porn wordage still surface... even if the foundation of the article has nothing to do with a chesty-cough.
Take a look at this feeble attempt of a piece that displays the trickery many have taken to be reality.

Today's fashioning of media reports is so formulaic that it -not only effects the reader's attentiveness to the message,
it tells the reader that the narrative is everything and proposed facts are merely a vehicle to carry that managed-message.
Remember, this is called 'news' and is in regards of England (56.223 million) and not the entire United Kingdom.

Covid: Thousands needed hospital treatment after lockdown DIY


There's A Killer In The Home.

'New NHS figures show that thousands of people injured in household accidents were admitted to English hospitals during
Covid-19 lockdowns. The 2020/21 figures for England were obtained by the PA news agency and found accidents fell in
many categories as people spent more time indoors.

But numerous incidents, including eight people over the age of 90 who needed hospital treatment after falling from playground
equipment, were recorded.

DIY disasters injured many more.
Data from NHS Digital showed that more than 5,300 people were admitted to hospital after falls from a range of playground
attractions such as swings and slides. While the average age of these adventurers was nine-and-a-half years old, dozens of
parents and grandparents were also injured.


Don't Go Outside.

Meanwhile, as thousands of people turned their attention to household DIY tasks, more than 5,600 amateur builders required
hospital attention after coming into contact with an electric hand tool. Another 2,700 people sought medical attention after an
accident with a non-powered hand tool, such as a hammer or a saw, and 349 were admitted to hospital after tussles with a
lawnmower.

Working from home saw everyday household items pose a fresh hazard, with 2,243 people needing attention after coming into
contact with hot drinks, food, fats and cooking oils.

And while many people found comfort during lockdowns by adopting pets, 7,386 people were admitted to English hospitals after
being bitten or struck by a dog, while 60 others sought assistance after encounters with venomous spiders.
One 90-year-old woman was admitted to hospital after being bitten or struck by a crocodile or alligator.

Despite spending more time at home, the number of people needing assistance after being struck by lightning rose from three
cases in 2019/20 to 18 in 2020/21. The figures are likely to be just the tip of the iceberg, representing only those who were
admitted to hospital for their injuries. Many more accidents would have been dealt with by A&E doctors and GPs.

A spokesperson for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) said the accidents were a reminder of the breadth
of accidents that hospitals deal with on a daily basis. "In among the stranger entries in the database are some worrying trends that
serve to highlight the accident challenges that we face," the spokesperson added...'

BBC:

So be aware in the future, if you need to dabble with dangerous chemicals like 'hot drinks, food, fats and cooking oils', take
precautions and employ someone from the third-world to do it for you.

(Also a tip to the wise. Be careful when swinging a crocodile or alligator around... in England.)