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Is that Notting Hill Carnival really a thing? because if some jackass - and I don't care if he's black white or green - grabs my missus and dry humps her in public, well, he'd better have really good insurance, because the standard public options like NHS will simply not have the resources to preserve his life, or bring him back to life... 

Yep, a festival of dance, drugs and carnal convulsions. It's a place and time in London where Mr. Whitey can visit and prove
that they're not racist and embrace the idea that some cultures are better than others... as long as it's not connected to being
Caucasian.

It's a great time for the media too, they don't have to travel far, they get to assuage their diversity quotas and enforce the idea
that the old ways of an empirical culture has been replaced by those who adhere to a more easy-going attitude to life.
That, and that they'll serve you your latte for shitty wages.


' Notting Hill Carnival cancelled due to Covid-19.' -Link.

So Mayor Khan will be contemplating financial redress for the participants, that's if they promise to vote for him in the oncoming
Mayoral elections.

Oddly enough, Friday's Victory-In-Europe celebrations were shown on the television with optics of quiet Union-Jack-bunting-strewn
streets, small parties of people of a certain age dressed in 1940's fashions, talking across the recommended distance and an overall
feeling of a time when dry-humping a stranger wasn't a thing.
There was a word to explain this and it harks back to that time of relief and at the same time, decorum, after the war.
But it escapes me at the moment.

What surprised me -well, not really, was that the majority of the footage was gathered from outside the London area and one has
to wonder if such terrible hostilities and life-taking combat of that time could be classed as a 'world war', why didn't the dying media
-who are all based in the capital, just film and report VE celebrations from places close by like Notting Hill and Newham?

Yes, sadly the Notting Hill Carnival is cancelled this year, but I'm sure they'll set-up something to allow displays of simulated-lust
-venting and sensuous shimmying. Maybe the town of Rotherham can help out?
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