These is how it'll happen

[BIAD]

Well.

I reckon I need to start building a pillbox now, rather than later.

If this comes to pass, when those bastards come for me, they'd better bring their own body bags, cause I'm not going to supply theirs... I'll just leave their carcasses to rot in the woods and feed the wildlife if they don't come suitably prepared...

I knew it....! I knew that it would only be a matter of time before Ninurta found a reason to load-up that
blunderbuss of his with nails and things and dig-in ready for what he calls 'a good-olde-time'!

On Monday morning, countryside Ramblers will look-up from checking their shares on their I-phones and
see a grey plume of cement-dust drifting from the woods just ahead of them. Curious, they'll step over the
fence of Ninurta's property and that's when the balloon will go up.

The general guide for a standard concrete mix would be one-part cement to two- parts sand to four-parts aggregate.
I've scoured the internet and nowhere, does it suggest hikers femurs, scapula or coccyx of snooping hikers would help
in improving the sturdiness of the mix.

And the moral implications don't even bear thinking about.