01-21-2021, 08:38 PM
(01-21-2021, 08:17 PM)BIAD Wrote:(01-21-2021, 08:11 PM)Ninurta Wrote: But what about checker-faced framing hammers? You know, the "assault rifles" of hammers?
Where do they come into the debate? My God, man - it's for the children!
They're banned. They're illegal and that rough surface on the head is the reason -said Boris.
I know you can obtain one on the black market... which is -I believe, a trading place in a
safe area of Seattle.
Thank God! As the assault weapon of the hammer world, you can empty an entire keg of 16 penny nails with one of those in under a half hour! Weapons of Carpentry have no place on our streets!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’