'Global Warming' 'Climate Change' getting Rebranding?

[Mystic Wanderer]

The re-branding of weather-scaring continues and here's the work that goes on in the background.
Thank you James Corbett for the heads-up.

Read this shite... it's genuine and all about kidding the socks off you. They're taking the piss and looking
for the correct phraseology to convince you.

RENAMING CLIMATE CHANGE: CAN A NEW NAME FINALLY MAKE US TAKE ACTION?

'As a professional namer, I create names for companies, products and services.
After the global climate strike this past September, I found myself thinking about the terms “climate change” and
“global warming.” Are these scientific terms too neutral? Do they do enough to grab attention and inspire people
to take action?


Global Meltdown, Global Melting
These options are subtle brand shifts from "global warming," yet they deliver a more negative image.
The names signal that ice caps are melting, but also create a more visceral image in the mind -- that real feeling of
“melting” when it’s too hot outside.

A meltdown is a disastrous event that draws from the ultimate terror of a nuclear meltdown, an apt metaphor for global
destruction. In naming, we call metaphorical names "suggestive names," and they are one of the most popular types
of names.

Climate Collapse, Climate Chaos
Good brand names instill a clear message or even a direct call to action. Perhaps that's why climate change isn’t
powerful enough: “Change” sounds so neutral. However, there’s nothing neutral about collapse or chaos.

Both are states of events that you absolutely want to avoid. They ask each of us to do what it takes to avoid collapsing
or descending into chaos. They both also use alliteration -- using the same letter or sound at the beginning of connected
words -a naming trick proven to enhance memorability.

Boiling Point, Melting Point
Arresting brand names often capitalize on vivid visual associations.
They refer to a tipping point that we’re catapulting toward and must find a way to avert. Because a boiling point is the point
at which liquid vaporizes, it brings forth imagery of rivers, lakes and oceans boiling and disappearing. "Melting Point"
paints a clear picture of solid matter melting. As glaciers melt and disappear, so does our way of life. 

Scorched Earth
It's time to take the gloves off and stop pretending.
Sometimes a brand name needs to be hyperbolic to truly capture hearts and minds. If we don’t take massive action now,
Earth will be uninhabitable -an irreversible barren wasteland.

Plants and animals will die. Humans won’t be able to survive extreme weather like floods, droughts and fires.
If we don’t change, we won’t even be able to spend time outside. "Scorched Earth" paints the direst picture of what’s to come
and what we must avoid and is likely the edgiest brand name from our exploration.

The following honorable mentions represent creative outliers that lean on metaphor and wordplay to capture attention,
a naming style that is sure to make a brand stand out:

Emission Critical: Focuses on the action we need to take: reducing emissions.
Planet Critical: Draws on a familiar concept of a critical condition.
Pre-Extinction: Powerful and suggests another mass extinction is imminent if we do not change our ways today.
The Great Collapse: The collapse of ecosystems, economies and our way of life.
Earthshattering: Creatively arresting -the complete destruction of the Earth as we know it.

Whatever we call it, impending climate doom is upon us if we don’t act quickly. Global leaders have been sluggish, and by
and large, individuals have failed to see the need for immediate action.
But maybe branding can help. Perhaps a new name will shift the needle, even if just a little...'

Ad Age:

Whatever name they call it, the real truth is that our sun is changing; nothing can stop that.
It's not the human's carbon footprint, or cow farts, or anything that would affect a major change by us putting huge sums of $$ into the pockets of the puppet masters.

Scare tactics; that's all it is.