06-11-2019, 08:38 AM
and then there was this from a Lady in Florida !
Quote:LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA - ONLY US CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS
NEED APPLY
"Lemon Pickers Needed" - ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to
apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but
seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a
master's degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a
school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you
are well educated, and have an impressive resume
"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in
picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said...
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for
Obama, and once for Hillary."
She started work yesterday with a bonus.