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As the media chunter on about the doom-world we've supposedly created for ourselves and how the Ukraine
is the most important country in that world... we have another shocking report.

'Time traveller' from 2236 says scientists bring back 70ft megalodon shark in 2023

A mysterious TikToker who claims to be a time traveller has shared a series of warnings from the future,
including the megalodon coming back, aliens being found and a meteor hitting Earth



'A self-proclaimed time traveller from 2236 has claimed that scientists will bring back the massive but extinct megalodon
shark next year. The unknown TikToker, who shares warnings from the future on the @realtiktoktimetraveller account,
also warned that a meteor will smash into Earth in 2034. But not before we discover signs of alien life in 2025.

Although many social media users laughed off the claims, others were alarmed at the apocalyptic vision of our future.
The time traveller wrote: "I am a real time traveller from the year 2236 and I have come to a date in time to warn you
about upcoming events in the next few years.

"In 2022, scientists discover a way to bring the megaladon (shark) through using its DNA and they create a real megaldon
in 2023 and surprisingly nothing goes wrong. "In 2025, scientists discover signs of life on two different planets and they
are proven to be more advanced than humans.
"A meteor will come down to Earth in 2034 and will wipe out half of America [sic]."

Megalodon sharks went extinct some 3.6million years ago, although some conspiracy theorists reckon they still lurk in the
depths of our oceans. Weighing around 100 tons and measuring nearly 70ft in length, they would be the biggest sea predator
on the planet if the animals were still around.

Unfortunately for those wanting to lay their eyes on a megalodon next year, the mystery TikToker has thus far provided no
evidence that they really are from the future.

One read: "Time traveller comes back just to use TikTok?"
Another wrote: "If you was a time traveller you wouldn't tell anyone if you were or if you weren't because if you did it would
ruin the time line."
A third added: "I'm about to save this just to prove this guy wrong when this stuff doesn't happen."The comments on the page
were quick to mock them as a result...'

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