(06-28-2022, 12:53 PM)NightskyeB4Dawn Wrote: This reminds me of an incident that happened to me many years ago.
Two of my youngest sisters were trying their hand at independence, and had decided to share an apartment.
I decided to surprise them with some groceries. After I arrived and was collecting the groceries from the trunk,
a man walked up to me and said, "It is big isn't it?"
I wasn't sure what he was talking about, but I saw him looking down, so I looked down, and he was holding his
exposed penis in his hands.
"I just looked him in the face and told him, without missing a beat, and very nonchalantly, "I've seen bigger."
He was chest fallen, he walked away, looking like I hurt his feelings.
I know I am a bit odd, and it does not help that I have anger management issues, that I am moderately good at
controlling, but if that character ever walked up on me like that, they would have little trouble identifying him.
Even at my old age, he would know very quickly that he picked the wrong broad.
(holding it in his hand-S?!)I am chest fallen and am now walking away.
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe.