It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it!

[Ninurta]

Things they never tell you at Sunday school or when Father O'Brian comes a-calling.
(Yer'd think she'd ask God to fix her poor eyesight, wouldn't yer?!)

'My husband and I have threesomes with God – and it's the best sex of my life'

'Christian model Nita Marie, 45, from the US, claims she 'invites' God into her lovemaking sessions
'at least twice a week' and states that she has better orgasms when she does.


Nita with her alter hanging out.

The Daily Star:

I dunno about "threesomes with God", but I can categorically state that more religious women are freakier when it gets right down to bumpin' uglies. I've noticed that over the years - don't judge me for scroggin' religious chicks, 'cause they need it, too!

I've often wondered why that is, and have come to the conclusion that religious types have stronger emotional responses for whatever reason, and that comes out loud and clear during sex, which in turn makes it more intense for them, which has a net result of keeping them coming back for more...

... or it could be he other way 'round, they already have over the top emotional responses, and that leads them to seek religious experience. There is probably a reason that certain religious types were known as "Ecstatics" (not to be confused with "Ecdysiasts") in the old days!

And they will also turn you every which way but loose while causing you do do handsprings and hang from chandeliers. The only two women I've ever known that could actually be classified as nymphomaniacs were also incidentally both very religious types.

Might be good reason for all those old jokes they used to tell about Preachers Daughters and  Catholic Girls - Frank Zappa even wrote a song about 'em!

I think inviting God for threesomes is a bit out there, but that's between them and God, none of my business. They'll either answer for it or not in God's time, with or without my input.



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