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It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it!
#41
Lets see 5pounds for a BJ even if you dont want it, and a masked man running for mayor of London  minusculebiggrin minusculebiggrin
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#42
Now look... I don't want you panicking over this, just remain calm and let the Police look after your feelz.

This sort of thing happens from time-to-time and we just have to trust the media and get through it together.
We can do this, just breath steadily and know that other terrifying things happen around the world that are
sometimes... just sometimes, worse.

I suppose we can only give thanks to the poor victim of this incident that she had the wherewithal to obtain
a picture of the culprit and discuss her terrible ordeal with multiple media outlets.
That's the same news companies that ask the important questions below, the same on-the-ground-reporters
who know that up-to-date information is paramount.

Forget about the coronavirus virus and the Iowa debacle, this recycled tale is far more important.
tinyhuh


Quote:Hunt goes on for latex-clad gimp that terrorised villagers - what we know so far.

The gimp has apparently laid low since his last sighting in July last year.

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What kind of monster would behave this way?

'The identity of a latex-clad gimp who sparked fear among residents it terrorised in a quiet Somerset village
remains unknown. There were a number of reports of a person dressed head-to-toe in rubber approaching a
number of people at night over the course of several months.

The last reported incident was in July 2019, when a person in a black latex bodysuit and mask touching his groin
reportedly approached a young woman on the streets.

Abi Conroy, 23, claimed she was confronted by the man wearing fetish gear - who she said was 'grunting and
breathing heavily', reports Somerset Live.

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A map showing where the horrific incidents occurred and Abi Conroy and her wife, Pip, 22, who now feel
paranoid about going out at night. Just two average lesbians with average lives.

How many incidents have been reported and what has happened?
Police  revealed there were 14 incidents reported where people were approached by a man in disguises since
November 2018 - one of which was a black bodysuit. Abi Conroy's wife Pip told the Daily Mail that the issue
had been ongoing for years.
When Pip reported the incident to police, an officer referred to the suspect as 'Gimp Man'.

Pip said: "He said it's been an ongoing issue for the past four years and that it's normally animals involved, or he'd
let himself into people's gardens and has been seen humping their grass or breathing on their window sills, strange
things like that."

How did people react?
Residents of the village spoke out about being scared to walk home alone with the gimp on the loose, and various
stories emerged about freakish encounters.
Speaking to the BBC, Abi said: "He kept coming towards me and was touching his groin, grunting and breathing heavy.

"As I tried to take a step back he was right in front of my face and he put his leg forward.
"I was just trying to assess the situation in my head quickly. "Everything was running through my head.
"I thought: 'This is it, I'm going to get attacked'. "Every time I close my eyes I just see that face."

Bristol Live described the victim as "panicked" by her ordeal, which took place in a dark lane.
"It's not just a man jumping out at me going boo," she said, "every time I close my eyes I just see that face."

MMA enthusiast claimed to beat up gimp
Other residents appeared less fearful, with one MMA enthusiast  claiming to have beaten up a man believed to be the
same culprit. Cameron Graham said he 'kicked him in the face' when he spotted the man lying on the floor of a car park
on his way home from the pub.

He said: “I was just walking along and there was this bloke lying on the ground in a car park next to a field.
“He was wearing a full gimp suit - latex and everything. “He tried to get up but I was having none of it.
“I kicked him in the face and then to the stomach and got off."
Cameron said he told several people about the incident, but was repeatedly met with disbelief.

Has anybody been arrested?
Avon and Somerset Police have investigated reports and following the most recent sighting in July, a search was launched
involving helicopters and sniffer dogs. This led to the arrest of two men on suspicion of indecency offences - both of whom
were subsequently released without charge.

A spokesman for Avon and Somerset Police said in November: “Detectives carried out a thorough investigation into a series
of incidents in which a man wearing disguises approached people in the Claverham/Yatton area.
“Two men, aged 28 and 34, were arrested on suspicion of indecency offences but due to insufficient evidence were later
released with no further action taken against them.

“Thankfully, we’ve not received any more reports of similar incidents since the most recent report of a man wearing a black
body suit approaching a woman on July 11.".

What is the current situation?
Police have confirmed they have not yet identified the offender.
No further arrests have been made since two men were released without charge in November last year.
While no similar incidents have been reported since last summer, Claverham residents are likely to feel safer on the streets
when they know the 'Gimp Man' is no longer on the loose...'
Cornwall.Live:

I bet he's white, evil people are always white.

But you can never have enough helicopters , sniffer dogs and different news outlets to report to when this sort of thing goes on.
This isn't fake news made up from a collection of items and is really to display the LGBTQ+ community as victimised normal folk...
no don't think that.
Let's just hope the hunt is successful and can be reported everywhere.
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#43
lets see he was latex clad and "Speaking to the  BBC, Abi said: "He kept coming towards me and was touching his groin, grunting and breathing heavy."  I think the poor guy needed a pee and could not find the zipper
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#44
(02-11-2020, 10:41 AM)Wallfire Wrote: lets see he was latex clad and "Speaking to the  BBC, Abi said: "He kept coming towards me
and was touching his groin, grunting and breathing heavy."
I think the poor guy needed a pee and could not find the zipper...

Oh my word... are you doubting the conviction of the article...? (or the incompetent writing and the
misspelling I had to fix?!!) Wallfire, if the BBC is mentioned, then it must be true.
tinywhat tinywhat

And which male hasn't been in a similar situation where nature calls and only an empowered lesbian can
alleviate the uncomfortable problem? Why, I could count on both rubber-gloved hands how many instances
have come along that caused me to walk the streets breathing heavily with a polythene bag over my head.

Let he without sin cast the first stone... Ouch, steady on!
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#45
I believe Abi needs to get a divorce, and marry another husband/wife/whatever who will be butch enough to defend her honor from the occasional groin-grabbin' latex-clad interloper. Clearly the creature s/he is currently married to does not value the relationship enough! One good throat punch should do the trick - the "MMA enthusiast" did it wrong by kicking him in the face - the throat is the go-to target in situations like this! A face strike, while somewhat painful, does not deliver the same deterrent effect as a sudden inability to breathe would...

... just me, thinking out loud, using my professional opinion as a husband.

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" I don't mind killin' a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight... or if there's money involved... or a woman... "

 - Jayne Cobb, Hero of Canton
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#46
(02-11-2020, 08:48 PM)Ninurta Wrote: I believe Abi needs to get a divorce, and marry another husband/wife/whatever who will be butch enough to defend her honor from the occasional groin-grabbin' latex-clad interloper. Clearly the creature s/he is currently married to does not value the relationship enough! One good throat punch should do the trick - the "MMA enthusiast" did it wrong by kicking him in the face - the throat is the go-to target in situations like this! A face strike, while somewhat painful, does not deliver the same deterrent effect as a sudden inability to breathe would...

... just me, thinking out loud, using my professional opinion as a husband.

Yer'd think the squeaky sound of him approaching would've give her plenty of time to flee into
her 'husband's' arms.
tinycool
But it's nice to see one of the 'gals' used the same material for a pair of lips!
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Abi the dike the victim in this terrible ordeal managed to elaborate further to The Daily Mail and
even provides a photo of her and her husband's wedding day.

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I don't know if the picture is relevant to the incident, but it may be that the rubber-wrapped stranger
could be in the crowd? She and her should've listened for any grunting coming from the congregation.
tinyshocked

Quote:My terror at coming face to face with the gimp prowler:
As police arrest second suspect, victim reveals how she took this picture during late-night encounter
before grunting man ran away.

*Abi Conroy, 23, said stranger charged at her while she was taking night walk 
*Chased him off with passers-by and took photo before he fled through hedge
*Abi, a barber, said: 'It was a massive shock, I didn't know if I was dreaming' 
*Man in 20s arrested yesterday on suspicion of indecency was released on bail  
*Second man - in his 30s - was arrested today on suspicion of indecency offences and remains in custody 
*Have you seen the prowler? Pleas contact tips@dailymail.com'


It seems the 'eraser-of-the-night' doesn't just set himself to scare lesbians from the shadows of a privot,
animals are at risk too. But I'm struggling to understand what 'acting suggestively' truly means.


Quote:'...Locals have reported seeing him engaging in inappropriate behaviour with animals and acting suggestively.
He has jumped out on some victims and appeared at windows in the middle of the night.
Pip reported the incident to police and had a quick response from an officer who said: 'Oh, I think we're going to
get Gimp Man tonight.'



Quote:'...She added: 'He said it's been an ongoing issue for the past four years and that it's normally animals involved
or he'd let himself into people's gardens and has been seen humping their grass or breathing on their window
sills, strange things like that...'
The Daily Mail:

I think the there's a clue in this statement. It might pay the local constabulary to check the phone book for
Lawn Management companies in the area and possibly window-cleaners.
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#47
There are no words... although I'm a bit dubious on the 'A-Scot-called-Jimmy-Scott' moniker!
Thankfully, no dick-pics.


Quote:Brit dad’s agony as permanent erection stops him seeing daughter as he can’t put trousers on.

Glasgow dad James Scott described himself as a prisoner in his own home as he can't get rid of his stiff erection.

'A Scots dad has been left in painful agony after an operation to fix his damaged penis instead gave him a permanent
erection. James Scott, 57, suffered serious injuries to his pelvis after 1.5 tonnes of glass fell on him at work four years ago.

The former glazier suffered four injuries to his groin, fractured a bone at the bottom of his spine, had lacerations on both
legs and a blocked urethra - the tube in the penis that men pee through.

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The dad of one underwent an operation to repair his penis problem two years ago. But, this left him with further
complications and unable to get an erection. But an operation to fix that has now left him with a permanent
erection.

Now, he says he is a prisoner in his own home as he can’t put trousers on and is in constant pain.
He also can’t have his nine-year-old daughter round to visit as he can’t get rid of his stiff penis.

But he claims doctors have refused to visit his home to sort out the painful problem.
James, from Balornock, in Glasgow, said: “After the operation, I wasn’t able to get an erection, so I had another op.
They inserted metal rods into my penis.

"I was told it would be sore for about six to eight weeks after but I never expected anything like this.
“I’ve now got a permanent erection and I’m in agony. “I can’t bear anything to touch it. I can’t even wear clothes.
It’s a nightmare.”

James claimed he was told by staff at the surgery that his GP was off on holiday and there wasn’t another male
doctor available to send out. He added: “Surely male and female doctors assess patients of the opposite sex daily.”

A spokesman for Tollcross Medical Centre said: “Maintaining patient confidentiality is extremely important and it makes
commenting on individual cases extremely difficult. “In general terms, severe post-operative complications are most
appropriately managed by the specialists in hospital and the safest option is for hospital assessment.”

An NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde spokesman said: “We would advise anyone who experiences adverse symptoms
after an operation to call NHS24, who can recommend the most appropriate course of action.”...'
Daily Star:

And the classic tabloid request: Have you suffered from a similar issue? If so, contact Daily Star Online at
webnews@dailystar.co.uk


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#48
It's nice to see fathers help their daughters find a career.
tinywhat tinywhat tinywhat tinywhat


Quote:Steven Spielberg's daughter launches adult entertainment career, says dad supports her sex worker ambitions.

'Steven Spielberg's daughter says she has self-produced adult entertainment videos and is an aspiring sex worker
in a new tell-all interview. Mikaela Spielberg, one of the famed director's seven children, has begun self-producing
solo adult film videos at the age of 23, she told The Sun.

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Director Steven Spielberg poses with his daughter, Mikaela (left), actress/director Drew Barrymore and
daughter Sasha (right) at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Whip It' at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in 2009.

Spielberg's daughter, who lives in Nashville, Tenn., has already submitted an application to become a sex worker
—and the self-proclaimed "sexual creature" shared in the revealing interview that her famous father is supportive
of her endeavors.

According to the aspiring star, the "Schindler's List" director and his wife, Kate Capshaw, were "intrigued" when she
shared the news with them of her new porn gig over the weekend. She added that her parents were "not upset" by
her revelation.

The 23-year-old added that producing solo porn has made her feel satisfied after having battled years of mental health
issues and alcoholism...'

No sh*t, Sherlock!


Quote:'..."I got really tired of not being able to capitalize on my body and frankly, I got really tired of being told to hate my body,"
Mikaela told the outlet.

She continued: "And I also just got tired of working day to day in a way that wasn't satisfying to my soul. I feel like doing
this kind of work, I'm able to 'satisfy' other people, but that feels good because it's not in a way that makes me feel violated."

The 73-year-old director's daughter opened up about past abuse by "predators" during her early years by "outsiders" who
had no relation to the "Jaws" filmmaker. She's also been open about her borderline personality disorder.

Mikaela first announced her solo porn career on her social media accounts, declaring that her new gig is "safe" and
"consensual." She said her goal is to earn enough money from the opportunity that she won't need to rely on her father's
funds.
"I can't stay dependent on my parents or even the state for that matter – not that there's anything wrong with that – it just
doesn't feel comfortable for me," Mikaela said...'
Fox News:


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