01-15-2019, 05:31 AM
I saw this on the news here. The commentator mentioned that the couple had thoroughly disinfected the door bell, but still, if he went to visit, he planned on using the knocker instead... and I thought to myself, "no good - there are fellas around who like licking knockers, too!"
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’