Transgenderism, What Are You Worried About?

[Ninurta]

That's one fugly broad! The 5 o'clock... erm, prolly more like 10 o'clock... shadow is not helping it's illusion, either.

The  phrase "coyote ugly" refers to the feeling one has when he wakes the morning after a drunken binge and discovers a creature nestled onto his arm which gives him the urge to gnaw off his own arm to avoid waking it so as to make his escape unimpeded, i.e. similar to a coyote caught in a steel trap.

If I found something like that sleeping on my arm on a morning after, I'd crush it's fuckin' windpipe and leap out the window before it came back to life. Don't care how many stories up the apartment was - out the window regardless.

I would suggest the assistance of a young lady well versed in the application of make-up, but I don't think she had a bricklayer's trowel, so the effort would be useless.

Good lord - who pulled the chocks out from under the wheels of my world? that thing has the nerve to call itself a "she"? women everywhere ought to insist on the death penalty for it!