There may have been supernatural influences in assisting the Conservative Party getting over the winning line.
May have been -that is.
Sheesh, culterists... they're everywhere, man.
Aye, I've heard about men like this.
May have been -that is.
Quote:Uri Geller branded 'spoon nonce' on Twitter after claiming he helped Johnson win.
'Uri Geller has been branded a "spoon nonce" on social media after claiming he was partly responsible for Boris
Johnson winning last week's General Election.
The British-Israeli illusionist and psychic, 72, said on Twitter that he had met with the Conservative leader's team in
the run-up to the polls. He claimed he had given the PM a spoon belonging to Israel's former Prime Minister Golda Meir.
Geller then said this spoon had been "energised with positive energy" in order to stop Jeremy Corbyn winning.
On Monday morning he tweeted: "Met with #borisjohnson's team, gave @BorisJohnson a spoon which belonged to
Golda Meir.
"I energised this spoon with #PositiveEnergy as part of my strategy with the #mindpower of the #UK public to ensure
that #JeremyCorbyn did NOT end up as #primeminister!"
His tweet sparked mockery on social media, with many casting doubt on Geller's supposed psychic abilities.
Stephen Robinson replied: "Your career is built on lies, just like Boris you spoon nonce."
"Okay but spoon nonce is my favourite thing of the day," one Twitter user wrote in response.
Another user wrote: "F*** off and take your spoons with you, nonce."...'
Sheesh, culterists... they're everywhere, man.
Quote:It is not the first time the illusionist has purported to use his psychic powers to interfere in politics.
In March this year, Geller claimed he would "telepathically stop Brexit" in a bizarre warning to then-Prime Minister
Theresa May.
Penning an open letter to the PM, the paranormal spoon-bender said he "psychically" felt very strongly that the
"British people do not want Brexit". In the bizarre note, he also claimed to "love" May and said he had predicted
she would become Prime Minister when she joined him for a ceremony at his house several years ago.
Geller, who lives in May's Maidenhead constituency, wrote that he had shown her Winston Churchill's spoon on his
Cadillac, and asked her to touch it...'
Aye, I've heard about men like this.
Quote:In January, he also said he would use his "telepathic powers" to stop Corbyn becoming Prime Minister.Daily Star:
While in April, Geller claimed he was responsible for leaky pipes at the Houses of Parliament.
Provided with spoons, he was unable to bend any of them after not being able to touch them beforehand.
In 1997, Geller placed "energy-infused crystals" at Exeter City FC's St James Park home to help them win a crucial
game. But - in signs which may or may not be ominous for Boris Johnson - the Second Division team lost 5-1...'
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