DNA hunt for Loch Ness

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The Humps,,,, I have an idea.
There  are really No Clear pictures of Old Nesses, those humps could be Dorsal Fins.
If not used the dorsal fins could relax at the surface of the water or even flop over to one side...

It's not a bad idea, dorsal fins are used to stabilise the swimming body and prevent rolling.
Such a fin would be of little use when exposed at the surface and as you've said, the images of the
Loch Ness Monster show little towards disproving the suggestion.
And to prove the problem of discovering genuine material to assist in this mystery, here's a mainstream
article that once more, keeps the Loch Ness Monster subject in the silly column.

Loch Ness monster ‘found’: Photo shows mysterious creature stalking Scottish village.

'A photo taken in the west Stirlingshire village of Killearn shows a strange looking creature with a distinctive long
neck roaming through a field. Jimmy Wright, 66, who snapped the odd sight while walking his son’s dog said he
has been overwhelmed by the response after he put the pic on Facebook.



"I put it on Facebook - but I was taken aback at just how much response it received. It definitely has people talking,”
he told the Observer.

"When I came towards it," said Jimmy, who retired as an NHS general manager for mental health services in Glasgow
in 2006, "I was struck by how prolific it was and took a picture.
"I thought it looked like a dinosaur. I have been up that way before but the sight was definitely unexpected.
"I put it on the Killearn For All Facebook page and the comments began.”

Theories so far have included calling it part tortoise, part stoat, among various other creatures, the Daily Record reports.
One local resident Mary Young said: "We could reinvent Killearn on the strength of this wonderful sight, save the Black Bull
and re-open the Spar as a Killearn Nessie Gift Shop.”...'

The Star:

Killearn is a two and a half hour drive from Fort William, the southern end of the loch and around ninety-six miles away.
It's closer to Edinburgh than Loch Ness!



It does little but mock the Nessie legend.