DNA hunt for Loch Ness

[guohua]

The real reasons that my DNA got into that Loch in the first place are between me and Morag The Sheep, and she promised never to say a word...
So, if it does happen to turn up in the survey.... I'll say that I used to wash my undergarments in one of the many streams that feed into the Loch..... no, hang on... that won't work.... there's nae undergarments worn wi' the kilt!
I'd better phone my lawyer or a good veterinarian.

A Layer would be the best call,,,,,,,