[UK] What's In A Name.

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Another reason why I miss England 

There are other pastimes.

When the rain subsides and the green hills glisten over the tiny cottages and mosques,
one can find merry folk enjoying themselves in the pagan art of shopping-trolley racing.
It's said that's why some UK Freshwater fish have stripes on their flanks, marks caused by
strong currents and these meshed vehicles being dumped in the rivers.

The pastime of knife-juggling that was prevalent in the days of the Tudor reign has evolved
into what London enjoys these days. The stabbings are merely fallout of this hobby.

When St. Columba arrived in Britain during the Dark Ages and announced all gay people should
be thrown from rooftops, some of the peasants that ran to greet him were surprised when he
told them of a game called 'Innit'

This sport continues up to today and often can be heard outside fish'n chip shops as our young
folk wait for the local drug-dealer... "Ah' can't get a job fur' some reason, innit?"
It's like listening to a flock of nightingales.

Throwing bricks from a bridge onto passing vehicles on a motorway below is also a fun recreation
for Brits. Since self-accountability has been outlawed by the Gods of Westminster, one can rely on
the National Health Service to solve the problem of removing windscreen glass from a face or two.

I'm just glad that media companies like BBC, ITV and Sky haven't dulled the commonsense of the
British population and turned them into consumer-zombies. These bastions of truth still attempt to
help the people of Albion and show them that money isn't everything.

Poverty should be embraced and land-banking is only something Russians do.
'Enthusiastic' driving across Westminster Bridge with intent to kill, is a positive facet of the compatibility
of the Muslim religion and when looking to employ the best, a black lesbian in a wheelchair is the correct
decision because it makes you feel better.
Acid violently applied to the face improves your chances of starring on BBC 2's Newsnight.
Thank you mainstream media... thank you.

Oh yes, it's heavenly over here.