07-21-2019, 02:56 AM
(07-20-2019, 06:33 PM)BIAD Wrote: I believe you, I've known such ladies! One minute they're flicking through the pages of Fox & Hounds and the next,
they're demanding a 'liaison' in the barn and emphasising the point with a riding-crop against her thigh!
Oh yes, I recall those days. All horse sweat and "Yes Ma'am".
Poor Erwin wouldn't stand a chance.
I choose to believe Erwin is made of sterner stuff than either you or I may realize, and think he would do just fine. I would bet he can "yes ma'am!" with the best of us, and employ just the proper inflection to keep her guessing whether he were serious, being facetious, or terrified - but keeping her unable to determine exactly which. Chicks dig that, too! Not knowing drives 'em nuts!
Quote:The female in question is this one arriving from the stairs. (Oh and by the way, Otto/Harvey is correct!)
I must revise my estimate - I bet I could have her wearing nothing but uncured bear skins and baying at the moon in under an hour and a half!
Without even using using the necklace...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’