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Church of Scotland creates pamphlet
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It looks like the naive Church Of Scotland is attempting to wrangle itself into a minority-group for the sake
of bums-on-seats.
A God can be gender-less I suppose, but does that mean a religious male must tuck his meat-and-two-veg
away in hope of a better place in the afterlife?

Will A female follower of the cult religion be awarded a higher cloud up there, purely based on the fact she
had a tennis sock shoved doon her knickers during her living time?

I think the type-error in the Press release should be dealt with as soon as possible and reinstated to it's proper
announcement.
'Some Men ARE Vaginas  and some WIVES Have Penises For Husbands'

But at least it give the Scottish newspapers something to comment on when Sunday comes around.
After all, the snow is melting.

Thirty pages is a lot to get through and I'd guess it's risque-wording -which is really all about vulnerable
undeveloped people being frightened of real-world interactions and family-making, will promote the church
in what they think is a trendy better light.

It could even help with self-guilt, the next time a Priest shags a choirboy, I suppose.

It's certainly a quandary, this alarming focus on silly constructs and word-play for the sake of prospective
parishioners may lead to areas that the church hasn't thought of yet. With the absence of gender, will the
Bible be now changed so that Jesus is now seen as chick?

Isn't crucifixion a bit nasty for a woman...? Were Romans misogynists?
Was the story about a burning bush a reference to vaginal inflammation?
Were the three kings really rich Hollywood-types in sports bras?
Did Mary -or possibly known as Bob, just co-habit with Joseph because gay marriage wasn't recoginised
back then?

I often think of the Star Trek credo that was changed to encompass this sort of nonsense where it used
to say: '...Where No Man Had Gone before' Obviously, 'Man' meant mankind, but now they say 'no one'.

The question is, if 'no one' has been there before, why the hell does Picard and his crew keep meeting
others already there?

It's like it hasn't been thought out...? Oh wait, it hasn't.
minusculethinking
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe. 


Messages In This Thread
Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by guohua - 03-09-2018, 11:02 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by BIAD - 03-10-2018, 10:46 AM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by Wallfire - 03-10-2018, 01:53 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by BIAD - 03-10-2018, 01:57 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by Wallfire - 03-10-2018, 02:09 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by BIAD - 03-10-2018, 05:16 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by BIAD - 03-13-2018, 10:29 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by Wallfire - 03-14-2018, 04:11 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by BIAD - 03-14-2018, 07:35 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by Wallfire - 03-14-2018, 07:51 PM
RE: Church of Scotland creates pamphlet - by BIAD - 03-14-2018, 09:36 PM

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