01-28-2018, 05:06 AM
(01-26-2018, 01:04 PM)Wallfire Wrote: Not a lot one can say about this. If you dont want to be raciest one would need to get a zebra job done on your private parts.
Then comes the big question, does one have vertical or horizontal stripes ?
That IS quite the conundrum, isn't it? Horizontal stripes make you look fatter, vertical stripes make you look... taller. I wonder if it's offered in plaid or checkerboard, to cover both options?
What about camouflage, for stealth maneuvers?
There are a wealth of options if one stretches the imagination...
Seriously - bleaching one's naughty bits? I wonder if this is what they were REALLY referring to when the allegation was made that Hillary and Company used "bleach bit" on their delicate electronic devices? EEEW! Now I gotta go wash my mind out with soap!
White bits... racist bastards!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’