(12-06-2017, 02:36 PM)Wallfire Wrote:(12-06-2017, 07:34 AM)Ninurta Wrote:(12-05-2017, 09:54 AM)Wallfire Wrote:(12-05-2017, 04:25 AM)Ninurta Wrote: I've been telling folks for years now that I am really a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
No one would listen to me, and in fact they would look at me all puzzled like.
Now they HAVE to listen!
'Scuse me while I got let my inner lesbian out for a bit...
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NOOOOOOOO im sorry Ninurta you just dont look good naked anymore
Maybe, maybe not - it's impossible to tell. Between all the extra hair that starts growing as one ages (my god, the stuff even starts coming out of your ears!), and the folds and wrinkles, no one can ever say for certain whether I'm naked or not. If no one can tell for certain if I'm naked or not, then of course they can not say for certain whether I look still look good naked. I look pretty much the same, either way.
It sure cuts down on the dry cleaning bills when getting ready for a work week!
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May I ask has there been any reports of Bigfoot wondering about your garden
Funny that you should mention it, but there have. Sightings have been reported by all my neighbors, but try as I might, I've not been able to sight Bigfoot here at all, despite the fact that every one of my neighbors has, and in my own yard to boot! One even made the outlandish claim that she saw Bigfoot pushing a lawnmower here in broad daylight! Go figure! I'll keep looking, though...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’