No Borders... Here's One Of The Reasons.

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HAHAHAHAAAA! "Zombie knives" - I like that! It's far catchier than "dangerous assault-knives" and "weapons of war"! We should use that over here - I'll start! My "assault weapon" is now, and henceforth shall ever be, a "zombie rifle"!

There was a lot of debate on what to call them considering the luminous-green handles hinted that the
weapons originated from a 'gay-ish' Joel Schumacher Batman movie.



In actuality, the bright handles were installed to make sure the drug-selling, poverty-stricken boy on the
bicycle could find it later -if he dropped it when a Policeman walked around the corner.
Such is life for a professional criminal.

By the way, painting the butt of your rifle green and THEN firing at the passing Ramblers and mountain-loving
hikers doesn't help.
Just sayin'.

When are the high school kids over there going to start marching in the streets, protesting against "knife violence" and calling for stricter "knife control" with more invasive "background checks" and "mental health certification" for owning or operating knives? Is there to be knife licensing in the offing, or is that already a reality there?

What about cricket bats? Are they next? Once you get those pesky zombie knives under controls, will there be a wave of "cricket bat violence"?

We're still having bouts of cold weather over here in the UK and the protest-marches of the bourgeois-crowd like to
show their indignation when the temperature is more in line with drinking Bollinger from the bottle.

There's also the awkward problem of the majority of these young people that carry such knives of being of a certain
ethnicity and skin-tone. Political correctness demands we should pity them and not hold them to the standards that
others adhere to.
However, when the sun shines down on London, I'm sure the marches will start with the added bonus of getting
some good shopping done too, maybe down Oxford Street -if the phone-stealing moped riders allow it.

The cricket bat can be seen as a weapon and if memory serves, it's up there with sarin gas and my mother-in-law's
Yorkshire Puddings. It's said that the Duke of Wellington laid waste to Napoleon's armies with such a bludgeon and
an unverified report stated that Winston Churchill knocked a Doodle-bug 'for six' back into the North Sea during the
Blitz with a cricket bat.

That's the problem with history, it gives credence to why some people hold to weapons as a deterrent and not give in
to those who think they don't belong in the hands of patriotic folk. 

Since everyone lives in a security-guard-patrolled gated-community in the United States, why not hand over your guns?
Nancy Pelosi is 'from the street' and knows what's she's rapping about, doesn't she?
Surely Chuck Schumer has the nation's best interests at-heart?

Sadly, gone are the days when you guys used to listen to us Brits before you decided to be independent and become the
greatest country in history.