07-02-2020, 06:09 PM
one day the local baptist preacher's son came and asked his father to buy him a car.
the preacher said he would, under three conditions.
first he had to bring his grades up from b's to a's
second he had to get a job so he could buy gas and help pay for the insurance.
third he told him he would have to cut his long hair.
so when he got his next report card he brought it to his father.
look dad all a's he said, and i got a job at micky d's.
the preacher said what about your haircut.
the son said Jesus and the disciples all had long hair.
the preacher then said..... and they walked everywhere they went.
not being racist with this one, just funny.
what did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
hose a and hose b.
the preacher said he would, under three conditions.
first he had to bring his grades up from b's to a's
second he had to get a job so he could buy gas and help pay for the insurance.
third he told him he would have to cut his long hair.
so when he got his next report card he brought it to his father.
look dad all a's he said, and i got a job at micky d's.
the preacher said what about your haircut.
the son said Jesus and the disciples all had long hair.
the preacher then said..... and they walked everywhere they went.
not being racist with this one, just funny.
what did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
hose a and hose b.