Psychologists say you should masturbate at work

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Your Friends and Neighbors are just all Flustered and Most seem to be Vibrating
with a feeling of Concern,,,,, maybe a Massage is called for,,, or Wacking Off the
Edges Around The Bush or the Flag pole.

I will put your advice forward and see what this group think. Being a Master debater,
I'll moderate the talk.

Oh my, I've just noticed the local romeo 'Dirty Jackson' watching from his window
whilst eating his dinner. I'll presume he's having vegetables as he seems to be
smashing his carrot.

It's just that the sun is going down and with most of neighbourhood being keen
gardeners, some will be airing their orchids.
With jobs being scarce around here, to get this article taken off the internet, I may
have to chat with lazy folk and shake hands with the unemployed.