Britain has become an alien hotspot…

[Daitengu]

BIAD

Nah ..... someone grassed to em that I plan to requisition their craft and go bar hopping across the universe ......
Tis true bout scots lasses ..... ya should see what they do in glasgow .....

Well, being the ambassador for Earth and drinking the Star Wars Saloon dry would not put us
on good terms with the Galactic Federation! There'd be complaints... paperwork and the request
to stick to our planet.
Tut-tut, Dait!!

Not my fault they not got enough booze ........ erm ..... paperwork ..... oops ..... used it to fire up my cigar ..... is ok ..... only started a minor insurgency ...... not full scale war ......