For Daitengu ..Ladies do not look

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TALKING OF WIVES ...



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~BY LEE MAJORS


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~BY AL GORE

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~BY SOCRATES

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~BY MIKE TYSON

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~BY GEORGE CLOONEY

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~BY BILL CLINTON

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~BY GEORGE W. BUSH

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~BY RUDY GIULIANI

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~BY MICHAEL JORDAN

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~BY DONALD TRUMP

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~BY SHAQUILLE O'NEAL

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~BY KOBE BRYANT

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~BY DAVID HASSELHOFF

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~BY ALEC BALDWIN

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~BY BARACK OBAMA

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~BY TOMMY LEE

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~BY BRAD PITT

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ BY JIMMY KIMMEL

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~BY DAVID LETTERMAN

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!
~BY JAY LENO

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
~BY BRANDON BREEZY