American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Just consider the association of tunnels and caves with female anatomy, inside of the womb of Mother Earth.

This was in my mail this a.m.  Claims it's an actual advert from the '50s.

That's great stuff there, reminds me of a hot "Dickens' Cider".

I had come up with the idea of an "Uncle Salty's Salty Dog" hot dog stand franchise featuring our special Uncle Salty's Sauce. Some old bearded guy with a captain's cap giving you a wink can be the trademark icon image.