American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Even though the article is about average human penis sizes based on country, it was used in reference to world politics, as if a prominent penis had anything to do with political prominence. This deep seeded size issue, is it only a quirk of humans or is this naturally  related to some evolutionary advantage when mating? Based on the links below and others like it, humans at the very least project their penis size obsession onto the animal kingdom.

7 Animals with the largest penis

Here is one of an amusing chart on animal sizes.

Animal Penis Size Chart

Our culture is saturated with this penis obsession as is further illustrated below by my personal experiences.

I was watching a nature program on cable TV when I lived with my parents and they showed a wild male horse mounting a female. I was pretty shocked and amazed and so asked my father, who happened to be in the room during that part, "Why does it need to be so long?" He said, "Because it has a long way to go."

In another nature program they showed a wild boar in action. They slowed it down and had a close-up to clearly show the corkscrew shaped pig penis turning with each thrust.

And just to "keep it up" . . .

Dolphins have a long prehensile penis that they can grasp things with and whales have a penis bone to support their massive member. Snakes, often used as a phallic symbol, also have penises for those who didn't know.

Long ago a good friend of mine, out of the blue one day, started to complain that everything was penises. He went on to explain what he meant and made a good argument. I'd say, "What about this or what about that?" and he could explain how it was related to a penis. The guy was kind of a dick come to think of it.

phallic symbolism is as old as humans, they also had cooter worship. That probably would have been the cult i'd have joined
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That brings up a good point. I have no doubt that there are vaginas everywhere, not just the occasional bouncing pink kind.

I have found some prehistoric cave paintings with genitalia and they are about equal on sexes, but it can be found throughout history I'm sure.

Just consider the association of tunnels and caves with female anatomy, inside of the womb of Mother Earth. There is early agriculture with farmers sowing seeds into a hole poked into the ground with a stick. Female fertility goddess worship is associated with hunting and early agriculture. Below is a picture of some aboriginal artwork that illustrates this point, maybe.



Then again, this may be prehistoric porn. Without understanding ancient aboriginal iconography and traditional stories as well as not seeing the entire painting in it's full setting, it may not be what it looks like to me. Of course those are obviously naked women, legs spread with vaginas clearly and boldly depicted.

The kangaroo has design work similar to the X-ray designs that represent internal organs, but are just lines with two long lines that connect to it's eyes. IMO, the upward pointing three headed arrow below the horizontal figures is what connects this image to hunting kangaroo. Perhaps the women are attracting the kangaroos into shooting range with the scent of their menses, this is just speculation. I rather think it is what it appears to be, but in a context of an ancient myth, maybe one about creation.