Robot prostitutes to be introduced to Britain

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I can do them a good deal on some pre-owned Metal Mickey's?

I spoke to Mrs. Miggins from along the road and she actually still has
a chest-high version of the famous Metal Mickey 1970's version!

Those 'ears-cum'handles' head-pieces were a bit worn from time and
whatever she uses the robot for, but the song "Metal Mickey Magic"
can still be heard if you place your own ear near it's chest.

The only negative part of this report is where Mrs. Miggins rammed
a spanner into the ex-TV celebrity in a fit of rage some years ago.