Booster Shot Promotion Speech

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In 1963, we would have eaten a big ol' bowl of Omicron, caught it's mild version of the coof, and thereby been immunized to all of the other variants.

In the 60's. parents used to throw parties for the kids, and invite at least one with the disease of the day so that all the rest caught it, and were thereby immunized. That's how I got immune to the measles.

In 1963, we were not Planet Pussy.

I say that with a straight face because, by all accounts to date, the "Omicron Variant" is the least dangerous of all the flavors of covid, and yet the most recent. That means immunity to it will confer immunity across the spectrum so far, and all of the reported cases have been mild if symptomatic at all. I was thinking of booking a flight to South Africa so I could hug some South Africans and catch it -I had a special Bear-hug for Wayne, and maybe a big wet sloppy kiss too - but then I realized that to board a plane, I'd have to jump through all sorts of ridiculous hoops these days, to include letting the bastards poke my brain through my nose with a giant Q-Tip, so I'm gonna pass, and wait for it to come to me.

Omicron is already here in the US, verified, thanks to the BidenHarris Delayed Flight Restrictions program making sure it got in before the door was slammed shut (so they could try to scare us into submission with it, I suppose), so it's only a matter of time.

I agree whole-heartedly and would suggest anything regarding acquaintances to Judy F. should be steered clear of, a giant
Q-Tip is the least of your worries when considering bodily invasiveness.