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Jokes From My Time.
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There was a Floppy Willie issue around here not long ago, but a cricket bat (which doubles as my canoe paddle for when I'm up Shit Creek and can't find my paddle) took care of the issue handily.

Is it a bad thing if I can't recall what the word "amnesia" means?

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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.

Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’




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Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 01-22-2021, 11:44 AM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by F2d5thCav - 01-22-2021, 05:37 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Wallfire - 01-22-2021, 06:11 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 01-22-2021, 07:32 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by PLOTUS - 01-25-2021, 03:27 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Wallfire - 01-22-2021, 08:24 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 01-23-2021, 10:20 AM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Wallfire - 01-23-2021, 12:43 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 01-23-2021, 03:44 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by kdog - 01-25-2021, 04:41 AM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Ninurta - 01-24-2021, 07:03 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Wallfire - 01-25-2021, 02:35 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 01-29-2021, 12:40 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by gordi - 01-29-2021, 12:55 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 01-29-2021, 01:14 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Mystic Wanderer - 03-01-2021, 07:50 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by 727Sky - 03-03-2021, 11:00 AM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by 727Sky - 03-03-2021, 11:19 AM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by 727Sky - 03-05-2021, 10:55 AM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 03-22-2021, 07:44 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by BIAD - 03-22-2021, 07:48 PM
RE: Jokes From My Time. - by Ninurta - 03-22-2021, 11:29 PM

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