I make no apologies for offence... it's not my problem!!
One of his classic gags was the one about the two check-out girls (Sharon and Dawn) in a supermarket.
The pair decided to play the game of working-out if a male customer was married or not by the evaluation
of his purchases.
A young chap approached the checkout and began to unload his basket, one mushroom, one bottle of milk
and one tomato. Sharon looked up from the line of items and said to the man "You're not married, are you?"
The guy looked surprised and responded "Wow...! how can you tell?"
Sharon replied "Oh it's easy, it's because you're an ugly cunt"
One of his classic gags was the one about the two check-out girls (Sharon and Dawn) in a supermarket.
The pair decided to play the game of working-out if a male customer was married or not by the evaluation
of his purchases.
A young chap approached the checkout and began to unload his basket, one mushroom, one bottle of milk
and one tomato. Sharon looked up from the line of items and said to the man "You're not married, are you?"
The guy looked surprised and responded "Wow...! how can you tell?"
Sharon replied "Oh it's easy, it's because you're an ugly cunt"
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