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[BIAD]

Hi BIAD, you strong good-looking male Rogue3 member   hehe, you've told me before about the three white floating UFO's.  I've never even seen those (crying) you all are so lucky.  Just don't let them take you, it won't be fun as many stories recount.  Disregard me, I'm in a good mood, playing around.

"Shucks..." *stirs dust with toe* "Twern't nuthin"

If they take BIAD, I can only imagine how much space will be available in my shed! (BIAD's 'feeder')
They don't want me because I keep wanting to drive the craft. (BIAD)

Get off my computer! (BIAD's feeder)
Well where do you want me to sit? (BIAD)
*Sigh* -Me.