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80 year old golfer
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Quote:An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
[b]The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy
[/b]is in and as sharp as a tack;
[b]'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'
[/b]

[b]I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Frank, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape.

I'm up well before daylight and out
[/b]golfing up and down the fairways.
[b]I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'
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[b]"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
[/b]
How old was your Father when he died?
 

"Who said he was dead?"

[b]The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and

your Father's still alive. How old is he?'
[/b]

[b]'He's 100 years old,' says Frank. 'In fact he golfed
[/b]
[b]with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk

and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian
[/b]
[b]and he's a golfer, too.'
[/b]

[b]'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure
[/b]
[b]there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father?

How old was he when he died?'
[/b]
 


[b]'Who said my grandfather's dead?'
[/b]

[b]Stunned, the doctor asks, you mean you're 80 years old
[/b]
[b]and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'
[/b]

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[b]'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.
[/b]

[b]The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
[/b]
[b]'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'
[/b]

[b]'No, No he couldn't go this morning
[/b]
[b]because he's getting married today.'
[/b]

[b]At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting
[/b]
[b]married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get
[/b]
[b]married?'
[/b]
 

 


'Who said he wanted to?
 

 


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Messages In This Thread
80 year old golfer - by 727Sky - 07-08-2020, 09:00 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by guohua - 07-08-2020, 09:08 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by 727Sky - 07-09-2020, 08:17 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by BIAD - 07-09-2020, 09:14 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by guohua - 07-09-2020, 08:23 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by 727Sky - 07-09-2020, 08:55 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by gordi - 07-09-2020, 08:58 AM
RE: 80 year old golfer - by hounddoghowlie - 07-09-2020, 10:13 AM

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