Could this be my new home?

[beez]

You Have A BRA ON!!???

So much for presenting some air of respectability and for trying to make a good first impression?

Actually, I wasn't wearing shoes, a bra or underwear when I wrote that but if that’s what I had said, it would have immediately revealed I'm a slobbish unsophisticated trailer park reject with no manners. I guess for complete disclosure, I should mention my hair has been in the same messy bun for the last 2½ days, I haven’t brushed my teeth since I woke up but to my credit, at least I used deodorant.

I guess people will find out soon enough anyway!  

LOLZ

Had to check to make sure my wife didn't start an account.