HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
<gasp for air>
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
That was a good one - as if Mayans ever gave a crap about the Gregorian calendar! They had their own calendars, before Europeans ever arrived with theirs... never heard of the Gregorian, never factored it in!
That horse died years ago - they can stop beating it's carcass any second now.
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<gasp for air>
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
That was a good one - as if Mayans ever gave a crap about the Gregorian calendar! They had their own calendars, before Europeans ever arrived with theirs... never heard of the Gregorian, never factored it in!
That horse died years ago - they can stop beating it's carcass any second now.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’