Britain Today.

[BIAD]

Thank God! As the assault weapon of the hammer world, you can empty an entire keg of 16 penny nails
with one of those in under a half hour! Weapons of Carpentry have no place on our streets!

That's why I was happy when they cancelled those radically-extreme television programmes full of
propaganda like... Home Improvement. (I still think Wilson was Bin Laden behind that fence)