12-02-2019, 04:11 AM
(12-01-2019, 10:11 PM)guohua Wrote: Okay,,,, here you go.
I laughed my ass off - no, seriously, it fell off, and I think rolled under the bed. I'll have to look for it later, after I'm done laughing. For our next trick, let's try to teach them how to turn sod with a spading fork, how to plow a field with a horse, how to stack hay up in shocks, and for advanced classes, how to move a hay stack from one part of a field to another using only a horse and a rope!
No wonder they are having a greenie moment and protesting against eating meat - ain't none of 'em got a clue how you get meat if the grocery store is out of stock!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’