Old Bugger needs help

[Jude]

I am not on an altruistic mission to help some one out, this is purely selfish. I am the Old Bugger.
Perhaps this is the wrong place to put this, but knowing the "natives" here are friendly I thought I could brave this.
It is beyond me how this place works and I would so like partake in an intelligent manner.
When I first joined every one was so kind and helpful, but I gave up due to my own inability. "Someone" kindly nudged me to try again, so here I am a little miffed. 
There are so many interesting topics and it seems like a diverse and open environment. 
Thank you and please be patient. I work crazy shifts and can't always be present. 
I have soooo many questions. 

OH, Hello to the grumpy old curmudgeon from the High Lands

Been around here for awhile. Seen the trials and tribulations of the start process. I was on that other site that shall not be mentioned and after getting kicked off quietly made my way to where old friends were taking up a new residence. Met some new ones since.

I also don't get here often enough but I keep logged in and a tab open so I have the god-Like powers of seeing and knowing all from behind the scenes. Someone has to make sure Gordi and Biad behave. And Mrs G? A kinder heart has never been seen but even she needs my ever watchful presence. lol

All kidding aside, listen, learn and watch these folks because they will surely take the time to return the same.

Jude