Old Bugger needs help

[gordi]

I am not on an altruistic mission to help some one out, this is purely selfish. I am the Old Bugger.
Perhaps this is the wrong place to put this, but knowing the "natives" here are friendly I thought I could brave this.
It is beyond me how this place works and I would so like partake in an intelligent manner.
When I first joined every one was so kind and helpful, but I gave up due to my own inability. "Someone" kindly nudged me to try again, so here I am a little miffed. 
There are so many interesting topics and it seems like a diverse and open environment. 
Thank you and please be patient. I work crazy shifts and can't always be present. 
I have soooo many questions. 

OH, Hello to the grumpy old curmudgeon from the High Lands

Welcome Home WIS!



Park your Ass in the donkey shed at the back...

Then go down the hall, past BIAD's broom closet to the members lounge for a drink or three... (It's YOUR round by the way)
Once you've bought me a few drinks we'll have a chat about the best way to get you up to speed, BUT my First Best Tip would be.....

Find the SHOUTBOX on the main page (Just below all of the "announcement" bars),
That's a "live" chatbox where you can ask questions and interact live with anyone who happens to be around.

You are also most welcome to message me (or any of the staff/mods) too, by clicking on "Private Messages" at the top right of the main page, then "Compose" and search for my username "Gordi". Simples.

Well done YOU for starting this thread!
The site works very well, and is easy when you're "in the know", but just takes a little bit of time to get used to.
(It's well worth the effort though!)

Mine's a Guinness by the way....