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It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it!
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(02-11-2020, 08:48 PM)Ninurta Wrote: I believe Abi needs to get a divorce, and marry another husband/wife/whatever who will be butch enough to defend her honor from the occasional groin-grabbin' latex-clad interloper. Clearly the creature s/he is currently married to does not value the relationship enough! One good throat punch should do the trick - the "MMA enthusiast" did it wrong by kicking him in the face - the throat is the go-to target in situations like this! A face strike, while somewhat painful, does not deliver the same deterrent effect as a sudden inability to breathe would...

... just me, thinking out loud, using my professional opinion as a husband.

Yer'd think the squeaky sound of him approaching would've give her plenty of time to flee into
her 'husband's' arms.
tinycool
But it's nice to see one of the 'gals' used the same material for a pair of lips!
.....................................

Abi the dike the victim in this terrible ordeal managed to elaborate further to The Daily Mail and
even provides a photo of her and her husband's wedding day.

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I don't know if the picture is relevant to the incident, but it may be that the rubber-wrapped stranger
could be in the crowd? She and her should've listened for any grunting coming from the congregation.
tinyshocked

Quote:My terror at coming face to face with the gimp prowler:
As police arrest second suspect, victim reveals how she took this picture during late-night encounter
before grunting man ran away.

*Abi Conroy, 23, said stranger charged at her while she was taking night walk 
*Chased him off with passers-by and took photo before he fled through hedge
*Abi, a barber, said: 'It was a massive shock, I didn't know if I was dreaming' 
*Man in 20s arrested yesterday on suspicion of indecency was released on bail  
*Second man - in his 30s - was arrested today on suspicion of indecency offences and remains in custody 
*Have you seen the prowler? Pleas contact tips@dailymail.com'


It seems the 'eraser-of-the-night' doesn't just set himself to scare lesbians from the shadows of a privot,
animals are at risk too. But I'm struggling to understand what 'acting suggestively' truly means.


Quote:'...Locals have reported seeing him engaging in inappropriate behaviour with animals and acting suggestively.
He has jumped out on some victims and appeared at windows in the middle of the night.
Pip reported the incident to police and had a quick response from an officer who said: 'Oh, I think we're going to
get Gimp Man tonight.'



Quote:'...She added: 'He said it's been an ongoing issue for the past four years and that it's normally animals involved
or he'd let himself into people's gardens and has been seen humping their grass or breathing on their window
sills, strange things like that...'
The Daily Mail:

I think the there's a clue in this statement. It might pay the local constabulary to check the phone book for
Lawn Management companies in the area and possibly window-cleaners.
tinybighuh


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It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it! - by BIAD - 05-26-2019, 10:00 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 10-21-2019, 11:51 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 10-23-2019, 05:16 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 10-29-2019, 11:14 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 12-21-2019, 11:17 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-22-2020, 01:20 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-31-2020, 02:43 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 02-11-2020, 10:41 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by BIAD - 02-11-2020, 09:59 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 02-26-2020, 10:04 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 03-31-2020, 10:04 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 04-01-2020, 07:22 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 04-19-2020, 08:41 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 05-17-2020, 04:23 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 05-18-2020, 09:54 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 06-08-2020, 01:25 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 11-21-2020, 12:17 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 11-21-2020, 01:57 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-24-2021, 06:01 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-24-2021, 08:39 PM

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