05-13-2019, 07:50 AM
'Tis a sad day when we are held responsible for what some other jackass chooses to be offended by. I do not accept responsibility for what someone else chooses to think - it ain't my problem. Fuck 'em.
If anyone is offended by that, read the above again - slowly, for comprehension.
About the unfortunate miss who was gang raped in a ravine in India. She might want to see to getting another husband, maybe choose one this time that ain't a pussy. I'd have killed the lot of them, or died trying. The former is more likely than the latter, but I reckon you just have to take my word for that. I might be full of shit.
Or I might not.
Roll the dice and find out - you've only got one life to live, and it might be shorter than you thought...
What the hell has happened to my world? I'm ready for Armageddon, any day now. Bring it on.
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If anyone is offended by that, read the above again - slowly, for comprehension.
About the unfortunate miss who was gang raped in a ravine in India. She might want to see to getting another husband, maybe choose one this time that ain't a pussy. I'd have killed the lot of them, or died trying. The former is more likely than the latter, but I reckon you just have to take my word for that. I might be full of shit.
Or I might not.
Roll the dice and find out - you've only got one life to live, and it might be shorter than you thought...
What the hell has happened to my world? I'm ready for Armageddon, any day now. Bring it on.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’