Descriptions of ETs by Contactees

[gordi]

I believe we're being visited, although I have no idea from where or who they are....

oh, sorry Phil... that was probably me...


I was looking around in your shed for the tartan mankini that BIAD borrowed from me last month.

I need it for my annual appearance at the local WI village fete soon.
Mrs McWillie is back out of the hospital now (after last years "gig") and I wanted to surprise her with a re-run!
Unfortunately dear old Granny McWhirter didn't make it, but at least she went out with a smile on her face and a stalk of rhubarb where the sun never shines.... (Greenock on Scotland's west coast).

Good times,
 
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