The Case of The Missing Gnomes.

[guohua]

Maybe, Just Maybe it's not a Number of Gnome-Less Mushrooms, But They were Gnome-Naped to a
Gnome Labor Camp, were they are Forced To Set On Mushrooms Daily.
We don't know of anyone who would do such a thing,,,,,, Do We?

I'm using Google-Earth -as we speak, to see if there are camps hidden in the wilds of Scotland.
Gnome Labour-Camps were outlawed here after fairies and a worrying amount of Elves protested
in London about them being discriminatory.

A few politicians were accused of being 'campist' and it was only after some drug-selling kids threatened
the vertically-challenged Fae-folk with knives, did they disperse.

I fear for the gnomes and those wooden mushrooms out there.

Pssssssst, @"BIAD"  Hey, bend down so an old chinese ladies can whisper in your ear,,,,,,,, "I look around to assure we're alone"  Google gordi's vacation hide-out,,,, Shhhhhhh @"BIAD"  stop giggling!