Wednesday Morning

[guohua]

Wednesday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. 
I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." 
So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked,
"What do you want to talk about?" 
He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Never got this far before.."

So True,,,,,,,   I would think.