01-28-2018, 08:45 PM
(01-28-2018, 05:06 AM)Ninurta Wrote:(01-26-2018, 01:04 PM)Wallfire Wrote: Not a lot one can say about this. If you dont want to be raciest one would need to get a zebra job done on your private parts.
Then comes the big question, does one have vertical or horizontal stripes ?
That IS quite the conundrum, isn't it? Horizontal stripes make you look fatter, vertical stripes make you look... taller. I wonder if it's offered in plaid or checkerboard, to cover both options?
What about camouflage, for stealth maneuvers?
There are a wealth of options if one stretches the imagination...
Seriously - bleaching one's naughty bits? I wonder if this is what they were REALLY referring to when the allegation was made that Hillary and Company used "bleach bit" on their delicate electronic devices? EEEW! Now I gotta go wash my mind out with soap!
White bits... racist bastards!
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One could also use glow in the dark paint, so no one gets "lost" in a dark bed room
